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There is a large evil noisy sucking monster that mom sometimes pushes around the house, and I hate it. Not only is it completely obnoxious, but it also removes all the hair and bits of cat litter that I have so carefully distributed around the house.

I have been working diligently to destroy it by attempting to over-feed it. It seemed to be working...though mom still insisted on walking the monster around the house, it left more and more of my decorating behind (though it did rearrange it). It also started making new noises and I had high hopes that it would soon die.

Imagine my disappointment this morning, when, during one of the dreaded monster walks, mom actually reached into it and removed the choking debris that had been killing it! All of my recent handiwork has been destroyed.

Scout is still hiding from the whole experience, but I plan to take my frustrations out on him later.

posted by Terrie at 9:00 AM [edit]

Imprisoned, forever it seems. Other cats roam my yard while I am forced to nap inside the comfy house.

I amuse myself in little ways, though. I've found new ways of tracking the no-track cat litter through the house. When Dad sits outside, I exercise my voice while serenading him with sweet songs.

It's not so much that I want to go out...it's really more a matter of not wanting to be forced to stay in.

posted by Terrie at 9:39 AM [edit]