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The plan:

1. Wake up at about 4 AM.




2. Stare at Scout -- eventually he will wake and be bothered by it enough to come over to lick my face.




3. Attack Scout viciously and loudly; make sure it's within earshot of the bedroom but out of pillow-throwing range.




4. The large ones will wake.




5. Beat on the blinds and cry incessantly.




6. If you have followed the instructions above carefully, they will be too tired to resist, and the window will open.

posted by Terrie at 5:52 AM [edit]