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The Large Ones, I find, have made some sort of conspiratorial pact to keep us in; however, when one of them is away, the other tends to weaken and let me out. Annoyingly, though, when I come back in, he immediately closes my window to hide his weakness from the other. Better than nothing, I suppose. They've also sprayed some noxious concoction on my tunnelling area AND on my amplifier, such that I cannot stand to scratch either. Obviously, they're trying to dull my claws and thwart my escape attempts.
posted by Steve at 8:02 AM [edit]